Cornish Maine Boudoir Studio // You Don’t Need to Know How to Pose — That’s My Job (and Yes, I Will Roll on the Floor for You)

Let’s clear this up real quick:
You do not need to know how to pose.
Not one pose. Not one “angle.” Not even a sexy hair flip.
You just need to show up. I’ll take it from there.

Because guess what? I’m the one doing all the weird, awkward, hilarious floor rolling to show you what to do.
And yeah — it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.

Professional Photographer, Amateur Contortionist

Most people walk in saying the same thing:
“I have no idea what I’m doing.”

GOOD. That means you’re normal.

You’re not supposed to know how to pose like a pro — that’s why you hired me.
I will literally demonstrate every pose for you. And let me tell you — watching me strike a sultry floor pose in jeans, a band tee, and a camera holster?
It’s comedy gold. I’m just soooooo awkward.

I’ll be like, “Okay, now pop your hip out and arch your back slightly.”
Then you’ll look at me like I just asked you to solve a Rubik’s Cube blindfolded.
So I get on the floor and do it — with my holster clunking around, my jeans bunching, and my dignity slowly dying — but we get the shot. And it’s always worth it.

One of my faves that makes absolutely zero verbal sense:
I’ll say something like,
“Okay so lay on your side… now face the wall, put your left leg over your right, keep your knee down but your foot up and resting on your other leg…”

And at that point your brain short circuits.
Totally fair.
Because that sounded like a yoga move mixed with a game of Twister.

So what do I do?
I flop down next to you and demonstrate like I’m auditioning for a low-budget interpretive dance troupe.
Is it graceful? Nope.
But it’s effective — and usually hilarious. Win-win.

I Will Fix You

If something looks off, I won’t leave you hanging.

I’ll fix your lingerie.
I’ll tuck your hand under your chin.
I’ll smooth your hair.
I’ll gently nudge your shoulder or foot into place.
It’s not weird, I promise — it's part of the process.

Think of me as your sexy sherpa guiding you up Mount Confidence. You don’t need to know the trail — I’ve climbed it a thousand times, and I’ve got you.

You Don’t Need to Be Sexy. You Just Need to Trust Me.

Real talk: most people don’t walk in feeling like supermodels. You might feel nervous. You might laugh your way through the whole shoot.
Honestly? That’s the fun part.
Because in between the awkward giggles and the weird poses, something shifts. You start to see yourself differently. You feel different.
And that awkward energy? That turns into confidence.

No modeling experience required.
Just bring your badass self, and I’ll bring the poses, the guidance, and the awkward floor-flopping comedy show that comes with it.

Trust me — if I can pop my leg with a camera holster strapped to my thigh like Lara Croft’s clumsy cousin, you can absolutely crush this shoot.

Ready to be posed by someone who will quite literally throw themselves on the floor for you?
Let’s do it.